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by MarkoMasho
Mon Nov 05, 2018 12:29 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Favorite M*A*S*H lines
Replies: 45
Views: 5855

Re: Favorite M*A*S*H lines

- Bartford Hamilton Steele, that’s 3 e’s not all in a row! When you get home, would you call my wife? - Certainly, General. - Tell her I'm sending a Jeep for her birthday. It'll be in a large crate marked "kitchen utensils. " Don't mention that in your article. Scout's honor. You might also tell Mrs...
by MarkoMasho
Wed Oct 31, 2018 2:04 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Favorite M*A*S*H lines
Replies: 45
Views: 5855

Re: Favorite M*A*S*H lines

I loved that !

..a spam lamb ! 😄
by MarkoMasho
Thu Oct 04, 2018 10:21 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Favorite M*A*S*H lines
Replies: 45
Views: 5855

Re: Favorite M*A*S*H lines

MASH means Mobile Army Surgical Hospital, and mobile you shall be! Sir, that'll mean tearing down the tents, the buildings. We'll have to pack everything up. I mean, we've been here a long time. We fixed it up so nice. I mean, gee whiz, just last week the nurses planted radishes. "A radish will neve...
by MarkoMasho
Thu Oct 04, 2018 5:23 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Favorite M*A*S*H lines
Replies: 45
Views: 5855

Re: Favorite M*A*S*H lines

Gen Barker: well capt...what ru going to do now?
Hawk: well, I’m gonna see his 10 and raise him...
Gen Barker: capt Pierce! Your in a whole lotta trouble now!!
Hawk: I don’t think so...I can beat a pair of 10s !!
by MarkoMasho
Thu Oct 04, 2018 5:14 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Favorite M*A*S*H lines
Replies: 45
Views: 5855

Re: Favorite M*A*S*H lines

Col. Blake: Did you guys really send a case of pipe cleaners to McArthur?!
by MarkoMasho
Thu Oct 04, 2018 5:04 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Favorite M*A*S*H lines
Replies: 45
Views: 5855

Re: Favorite M*A*S*H lines

I’ll take 20 and a quart of sauce!
10 and a pint!
by MarkoMasho
Sun Sep 30, 2018 5:36 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Favorite M*A*S*H lines
Replies: 45
Views: 5855

Re: Favorite M*A*S*H lines

Capt Sloan:Ah here it is...7j591 incubator... Blake:That she blows! Capt Sloan: used for isolating diseases and cultures. Mm hmm well that makes sense. You can’t have one! It exceeds your MEE, minimum essential equipment, it would be a luxury. Hawkeye: were not asking for a jukebox or pizza oven... ...
by MarkoMasho
Wed May 30, 2018 9:09 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Favorite M*A*S*H lines
Replies: 45
Views: 5855

Re: Favorite M*A*S*H lines

A radish will never stand in the way of victory.
" Marshal Foch

😃😄
by MarkoMasho
Wed May 30, 2018 8:50 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Favorite M*A*S*H lines
Replies: 45
Views: 5855

Re: Favorite M*A*S*H lines

Girl Away
Gal a War
Hawks Pride, and
Bouncing Betty !
by MarkoMasho
Sun May 06, 2018 6:10 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Favorite M*A*S*H lines
Replies: 45
Views: 5855

Re: Favorite M*A*S*H lines

Is that an order sir?
Sure sounded like one to me Radar!
by MarkoMasho
Sat May 05, 2018 6:34 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Favorite M*A*S*H lines
Replies: 45
Views: 5855

Re: Favorite M*A*S*H lines

Loved those Ugly John!!

I liked the Gurney races...

Col BLake:
Hawks Pride....and Bouncing Betty!
(I forgot the other two...)
...and Bouncing Betty wins by a ... by a... the winner is Bouncing Betty!
by MarkoMasho
Sat May 05, 2018 6:30 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Favorite M*A*S*H lines
Replies: 45
Views: 5855

Re: Favorite M*A*S*H lines

Col Blake: here’s an oldies, but a goodie... half the family died, other half pregnant!

😃
by MarkoMasho
Sun Apr 22, 2018 8:50 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Favorite M*A*S*H lines
Replies: 45
Views: 5855

Re: Favorite M*A*S*H lines

Great one Ugly John! Our friend col. Flagg: You think you’re smart don’t you? But you’re not, you’re dumb...very dumb...but you’ve met your match in me! The next time you want to say something, keep your mouth shut! (Mmmphfftmmp) Oh, funny man! I’ve got the book on you Hunnecutt. I’m Pierce...he’s H...
by MarkoMasho
Sat Apr 21, 2018 10:12 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Favorite M*A*S*H lines
Replies: 45
Views: 5855

Re: Favorite M*A*S*H lines

Col.Potter, sir?
Radar, you can call me colonel or sir, but you don’t have to use both.
Yes, sir colonel.
That’s better....
by MarkoMasho
Thu Apr 19, 2018 6:47 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Favorite M*A*S*H lines
Replies: 45
Views: 5855

Re: Favorite M*A*S*H lines

Who said...Reno, that’s my home town!