Episode Spotlight: Quo Vadis, Captain Chandler?

Every Monday, I spotlight a random episode of M*A*S*H, providing a brief review and asking readers to offer their thoughts.

“Quo Vadis, Captain Chandler?” (#81, 4×09)
Originally Broadcast: Friday, November 7th, 1975
Written by Burt Prelutsky
Directed by Larry Gelbart

Capsule Summary: Sidney Freedman and Colonel Flagg arrive at the 4077th with different ideas about treating a patient who insists his name is Jesus Christ.

There’s no denying that “Quo Vadis, Captain Chandler?” is a solid episode, perhaps even a great episode. In my mind, that’s because of the interaction between Sidney Freedman and Captain Flagg. Allan Arbus and Edward Winter played off one another wonderfully. It’s a shame their characters never crossed paths again.

That said, Flagg doesn’t really do much other than act like Flagg. Likewise, Margaret and Frank are little more than plot points, getting outraged, demanding Colonel Potter do something about the blasphemous and cowardly patient masquerading as Jesus Christ, then calling in Flagg. Perhaps those involved felt the religious aspect of the episode needed to be balanced by something ridiculous.

Personally, as much as I enjoy Sidney and Flagg together, I wish Father Mulcahy had more of a role in the episode. We get a brief scene of him discussing theology with Captain Chandler and that’s about it. What does he think about Chandler calling himself Jesus?

Also, I have what may be a very unpopular opinion about the end of the episode: Radar asking Captain Chandler to bless his teddy bear is awkward bordering on painful to watch, not touching and meaningful. Larry Gelbart expressed regrets about introducing Radar’s teddy bear and I completely agree with him. In this scene in particular, the teddy bear doesn’t humanize Radar, it infantilizes him.

Why not have Radar ask Captain Chandler to bless one of his animals? That would serve the same purpose without making Radar seem immature and childish.

Klinger dressed up as Moses is hilarious. Too bad Hawkeye didn’t make a joke about Klinger only carrying one tablet with three of the Ten Commandments on it.

Still from the M*A*S*H episode Quo Vadis, Captain Chandler? showing Colonel Flagg and Sidney Freedman
Colonel Flagg and Sidney Freedman match wits.

This is one of only a handful of M*A*S*H episodes not to feature a laugh track. Others include “O.R.” (Season 3) and “The Bus” (Season 4).

The phrase “Quo Vadis” is Latin for “Where are you going?”

When Sidney Freedman and Colonel Flagg meet, Flagg mentions the two played poker once. Most fans consider this a reference to the Season 2 episode “Deal Me Out” in which Sidney played poker with a Captain Halloran, played by Edward Winter and confirmation that Halloran was one of Flagg’s aliases. That fits within the context of the show but in reality, Halloran was Halloran–only later was the character of Colonel Flagg created.

Scriptwriter Burt Prelutsky credits this episode with reviving his career. He went on to write another seven episode of M*A*S*H, the last of which was “The Grim Reaper” in Season 6. Prelutsky was nominated for a Humanitas Prize for writing this episode but lost to Larry Gelbart and “The Interview.”

Radar gets a first name in this episode: Walter.

3 Comments

  • BDOR says:

    There’s a lot about this episode that I can comment on. . . .

    For starters, this episode is proof of what a solid and engaging series M*A*S*H is as a whole: as a rare breed of self-proclaimed “Laugh Track Nerds,” I appreciate a good and well-done laugh track on a sitcom, and I’m usually able to tell whether a laugh track is being under-utilized or omitted altogether (like “O.R.” for example) . . . however, I actually never realized a laugh track was excluded from this episode altogether until somebody pointed it out, because I was more engaged in the story itself to even notice. There’s a theory out there that this episode excluded the laugh track because of a concern that hearing people laughing at a delusional bomber pilot convinced he’s Jesus Christ would be disrespectful and blasphemous. I can understand that. But I don’t understand why a laugh track is absent from “The Bus,” as that episode has a lot of good zingers and humorous moments.

    Gary Burghoff has said this is his favorite episode, mainly because it was the one where Radar finally got a real name (Walter), but I’m also suspecting the subject matter was interesting to him, considering he himself was getting into religion around the time of this episode, and became a Christian by the time he left M*A*S*H.

    One thing I found interesting about this episode too is this: B.J. apparently knew who Sidney and Flagg were, but Potter didn’t. The only explanation I can think of is during their downtime prior to this episode, Hawkeye could have shared some previous experiences with Beej, and thus, he became familiar with Sidney and Flagg based on Hawk’s anecdotes.

    And yes, I’m going to say that Halloran being one of Flagg’s aliases is fanon (not canon), lol.

  • 007 says:

    I too agree that it’s great seeing Flagg and Sidney in the same episode and it’s really too bad that never happens again.

    I had never noticed it but after watching it again, I agree with BDOR that BJ does appear to know who Sidney and Flagg are, and Potter clearly doesn’t. I guess it’s possible that they both visited in the short period between BJ arriving and Potter arriving, and with the goofy timeline, we don’t really know how long that was. Likely just an oversight of the writers though.

    Never minded Radar getting his Teddy bear blessed that much. Maybe it does kind of infantize him a bit, but that bear is his little peice of Iowa that he has with him over there and something that makes he cherishes and cares about. What’s more dumb to me is that Radar believes the soldier might be Jesus, but that’s just part of his characters naivety.

  • Doc Funnypants says:

    BJ: How many two-year-old Pontius Pilates do you meet?

    Hawkeye: You wake up, brush your teeth, walk the dog, operate on the Lord.

    Both funny lines from a unexpectedly mind-expanding episode.

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